
Don’t Be Canada
Tristin Hopper, 2025
April 27, 2025
At Sutherlandhouse Books At Amazon
A shocking, darkly hilarious exploration of how Canada, a country once admired for its stability and moderation, became a global cautionary tale.
Drawing from real headlines, deep research, and extensive interviews, acclaimed journalist Tristin Hopper uncovers the bizarre missteps and policy experiments that have helped Canada set new global standards for disfunction. The examples are legion: the real estate bubble that never bursts, Orwellian internet regulations, harm reduction policies that escalate harm, official health guidelines that recommended the use of glory holes in a pandemic, and a runaway euthanasia system that inspired the Wall Street Journal to declare, “Welcome to Canada, the Doctor Will Kill You Now.”
A concise rundown of why the Canadian legal system looks like an extended Monty Python sketch and the headlines about Canada outdo the Babylon Bee more and more each year.